My first foray into writing for public consumption came in the ninth grade, when I was chosen to be the editor of the junior high newspaper. This monthly organ was typed out by our English teacher on an IBM Selectric and produced on the school mimeograph machine. Being the editor afforded me the privilege of writing an opinion column. In October, I penned a scathing denunciation of Halloween as a culturally sanctioned exercise in naked greed. I did my best to communicate outrage by observing how awful it was that children of all ages were given an entire evening to go door-to-door asking – and expecting – handouts, not only from neighbors, but even from total strangers! Quite the muckraker I was.
The column didn’t generate much interest. The only positive feedback I received came from the father of a girl on whom I had a terrible crush. He told me, in her hearing, that he appreciated the courage I had shown in plainly stating the unvarnished truth. This didn’t win me any points with his daughter. In fact, it probably settled once and for all that she would never go steady with me.
I’m not sure why I decided to trash Halloween. As a younger child, after all, I looked forward to donning a costume and making the rounds to collect candy. Maybe as a ninth-grader I was in a rush to grow up – to show some adult-style conviction about what I perceived as childish behavior. By the time I had young children of my own, all that righteous indignation had dissipated. Like other parents, I enjoyed watching my kids quiver with anticipation on that cool fall night, traipsing through the fallen leaves in their clever disguises, knocking on doors, yelling “Trick or treat!” and watching as little pieces of candy dropped into their open bags. What I once called greed now looked like harmless fun.